Activity tagged “funny”
Another great leap forward for science
I laughed, and then I cried a little.
This is one of the weirdest memes I've ever seen.
Can't record video in zero G. Lame.
Some really awesome stuff in here.
Can a fucking normal person cook one of fucking Gordon fucking Ramsay's fucking recipes? Or will he just fuck it up?
Leah discovers the missing link.
“After striking a deer while driving his motorcycle on the Thruway, Michael Reed was loaded into an ambulance, which, on the way to the hospital, hit another deer.”
New Yorker vs XKCD. As you might expect, XKCD wins hands-down, mostly for the final cartoon.
“Anything less would be insufficient.”
I literally laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair.
“That's a ridiculous number of network connections just to make a joke. ”
“Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland.” Really.
“'git commit-tree' plumbing can make Octopus with more than 16 parents.”
“A hamburger is, traditionally, a hunk of ground beef served between two pieces of bun-configured bread.”
“Muphry's Law dictates that if you write anything criticizing editing or proofreading, there will be a fault of some kind in what you have written […]”
Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded “bat wing” syndrome!
“Fixed infuriating lack of apostrophe in a comment.” Adrian's commits are the best.
O, baby, hogify.
“We think this clip pretty much speaks for itself.”
“Cookie Monster isn't a letter of the alphabet!”
I wish my physics teacher had been this cool.
“Alpaca sold separately”
“A hairy doughnut, on the other hand, is quite easily combable.”
“Everybody kills Hitler on their first trip. I did. It always gets fixed within a few minutes, what's the harm?”
Cause of Death: Rounding Errors
Warning: major earwormage.
Pitch-perfect parody of the batshitinsane Tom Cruise Scientology video making the rounds these days.
“Oh yeah! Good ol' C-x M-c M-butterfly…” I think this might be my favorite XKCD yet.
David Lee Roth's vocal track from Running with the Devil. Just the vocal track. Make sure you listen to the whole thing to get the full dose of awsome.
I didn't know that Croft was in Chicago recently.
This is why CSS 3 is still a draft.
Man, why isn't US television this good!?
“1. Don't do it. Seriously.”
Three cheers for puerile humor! (Look at the URL…)
Malcolm unearths the stupidest MySQL bug^H^H^H feature I've seen yet. Make sure to read all the way to the punchline; it's amazing.
Here’s how to understand the Creation Museum: Imagine, if you will, a load of horseshit. And we’re not talking just your average load of horseshit; no, we’re talking colossal load of horsehit. An epic load of horseshit.
OK, I'm convinced: all this wine snobbery is just bullshit.
I'm at a loss for words. Brilliant.
This is why Valve is amazing.
Looks like someone beat our Django book to press.
Apparently I'm a “celebrity” (for some value of the term, at least) on reddit.
An amazing story about a complicated scam. Don't miss the payoff at the end — it's not what you expect.
“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.”
Someone order the man some Kleenex; he's gonna need 'em.
Yes, the Flickr illustrator community has drawn all 700 (and then some) of Hodgeman's 700 hobo names.
Home of the custom monkey: “Wanna buy a monkey? You name a monkey, I draw a monkey. $20. Original color artwork on a postcard sent (in an envelope) to you or a friend. ”
The BBC gets Goatse'd!
Oh, man… this is *perfect*!
“When the MOSS tone generator is installed, 128 MOSS programs are added.”
A shoo-in for this year's Darwin Award.
The always-awesome xkcd knocks one out of the park. Hope that last panel becomes a t-shirt…
A wonderful example of the Scunthorpe problem.
Jonathan Coulton responds (er, sorta) to Alanis' cover of “My Humps.” Shear gold.
As NSFW as Wikipedia gets
Adrian has a new fan.
That's a lot of hobbits.
O'Relly: “I'm not a tough guy - this is all an act!” Colbert: “If you're an act, then what am I?” Priceless.
The Internet has always had loud dumb people, but i've never seen anything quite as bad as the people who comment on YouTube videos. (reddit.com)
“But, speaking as a person who's generally easy-going and patient, sometimes being reasonable and logical doesn't work, and sometimes, just sometimes, people richly need an asshole to give them some of their own shit back.” Preach it, brother!
Funniest. Baby Picture. Evar.
“A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical [sic].”
A wonder animation of Tom Lehrer's “The Elements”
Yippe-kay-yay, Mr. Falcon!
“The time has finally come to not only prove your manhood, but to show how much your country and your freedom mean to you.”
“His impressive streak, however, came under threat from Germany’s Ortmann, who was also unbeaten in four games before facing Django.”
WELCOME TO THE INFANT JESUS SPORTS HOME PAGE !!
What could I possibly say?
My nominee for the funniest comment ever posted to lcom.
“I'm taking a girl out on whatever this site chooses as the best date ever. Help decide!”
Good lord this is funny!
“Travellers who fly Southwest airlines know all too well the importance of “getting an A” so they can board in the first boarding group… With this script you will never again miss “getting an A” regardless of when your flight is.”
I don't know why this isn't already in my delicious links. It's perhaps the funniest bit of geek humor ever.
On Perl 6: “Fixing such fundamental syntax problems at this stage of the game is closing the barn door after the cow has gone out, lived a full life, died, and the hinges have rusted.”
This paper is the condensation of a discussion of inefficient sorts in the talk.origins newsgroup. The main focus was on a sort suggested by Richard Harter. Although the topic (and much of the discussion) was apparently frivolous it raised real mathematic
“He will be known as WS-ReliableSecureConversationEventingNotificationMetadataExchangePolicy ResourceTransferTransactionEnumeration.”
The *real* reason to run Windows on your Mac!
The social network for people who enjoy Jesus, and flames, and rotating stuff.
Watch for the part where the dude realizes he just admitted smoking pot on camera… priceless
“The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. ”
“Take Note: Two of the 3” x 1” disc magnets can very easily break your arm if they get out of control.”
Hilarious footage from Perry Bible Fellowship
Awesome profile of Sarah Silverman
Best. Ask MeFi. Evar.
The Observer | International | Armed and dangerous - Flipper the firing dolphin let loose by Katrina
In the “truth is stranger than fiction” department.
As if it were a swarm of bees, you should stay away from the SyncServices folder in Mac OS X 10.4.
An alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon.
“How did you get your job at High Times?” “Can you get me a job at High Times?” “Can you get me some weed?”
Now I *really* feel inadaquate.
Every large project has ‘em. Doesn’t make it any nicer.
Python has one package distribution system: source files and setup.py install. And easy_install. Python has two package distribution systems…
What Would Bill Do?
As I was going over some notes on our internal wiki, I ran across a list of rejected names for the framework that become Django.